Wednesday, May 4, 2016

The Foxes Have It

I’m a diehard Man City mad man who bleeds light blue. All football allegiances give way this week to the extraordinary achievement of the Foxes. Fist pumping congratulations to Claudio Ranieri and his extraordinary Leicester City for pulling off the coup of the century (and also to music maestro Rich Robinson whose love for Leicester knows no bounds).

Leicester were almost relegated last season. They began this season as 5,000-1 outsiders for the Premier League Title they have won (the bookies are reeling to the tune of £25 million). The record book has been shredded and lies in tatters.

Underdog, turnaround stories like this beauty make sporting competition the greatest show on earth. It took Leicester 132 years but they got there. The cost of assembling the squad was what my team spent on a single player. Here’s to Claudio, Jamie, Riyad and the boys. Dilly ding, dilly dong.  

Monday, May 2, 2016

When I’m 64

“Before 70 we are merely respected, at best, and we have to behave all the time but after 70 we are respected, esteemed, admired, revered, and don’t have to behave unless we want to"… so said Mark Twain. Thanks to Lennon and McCartney, 70 has now become 64… (another reason why 64 Shots) so permission to misbehave is granted.

Hilary Clinton (68) and Bernie Sanders (74) are living the dream. Imagine if they were in the same Democratic ticket… a combined 142 years leading the Free World. Rebel all you millennials… and quickly please!!! People younger than 35 are too young to be legally elected President (an ageist prejudice in reverse) and it looks in though people between the ages of 35 and 63 are “in betweeners”, too young to misbehave, and too old to excite.

We’re left with the over 64’s… So much for Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey’s ‘My Generation'.


P.s How old is the Donald?

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

The Cemento

Creativity is at the Heart of Human Progress – and a fine exponent of the art is my friend – Giuliano Mazzuoli, a Florentine designer and inventor of the classic school. Check out my favourite watch, the Manometro in stainless steel, and the table clock I can’t live without. Both look like they’ve come straight out of the fastest, newest Fighter Jet cockpit. Giuliano’s CEO, Simone D’Aleo contacted me yesterday with the latest news. The Manometro Cemento. A wristwatch made of Cement – the first ever. Pure. Clean. Strong.

At 70 years old, Giuliano gives all us oldies hope. Creativity is a fire that burns forever.

Monday, April 25, 2016

Victoria Wood RIP

My best friend (and first wife – Barbara) and our daughter Nikki’s favourite comedienne, Victoria Wood, died this week.  A Lancastrian to the core, she was the spokesperson and the mirror for English social class warfare.  Everyone loved Victoria and everyone of my generation has a favourite piece of hers.  Last night over dinner with half a dozen Lancastrian friends, the stories were recited and acted out to laughter all round.  Victoria spent her last hour telling jokes to her children.  Who couldn’t help but laugh.  Classic.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016


Just received my first 4 copies of 64 Shots – Leadership in a Crazy World – my new book. It’s my 6th published book and despite the ease and convenience of E-Books and kindles, nothing beats the touch, feel, smell of a brand new, fresh off-the-galleys, hardback book. (Nothing except maybe the thrill of actually seeing it being picked up and purchased in an old time physical book store – roll on June 21.)


Monday, April 18, 2016

First We Say Sorry

I haven’t posted in April – have been contemplating whether to continue the blog, or whether it’s time to move on.

We continue.

But first we say sorry – properly.

The 13th most famous quote is Love Story’s “Love means never having to say you’re sorry”. I couldn’t disagree more. I’m more in Ryan O’Neal’s own deadpan riposte to Barbra Streisand two years later “That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard”.

In life – and in business – I’m more with Bernie Taupin “Sorry seems to be the hardest word”.

A study by Roy Lewicki at Ohio State has come up with a six step check-list designed to help you and your ‘victim’ regroup and move on.
  • Acknowledge your responsibility
  • Offer amends
  • Express regret
  • Explain what went wrong
  • Declare repentance
  • Ask for forgiveness.
So, say sorry, explain what went wrong, take responsibility, commit to never making the same mistake again, make amends and ask for forgiveness.

Whilst holding eye contact, speaking caringly and looking for a physical signal to accelerate the healing.

You may have to bear a vent – then repeat the steps.